Walimatul 'Urus : Norashikin Binti Abdul Hamid (UKNA)

Walimatul Urus

Dengan penuh kerendahan hati BAKSUS mewakili Norashikin Binti Abdul Hamid (UKNA) menjemput semua warga BPM ke Majlis Perkahwinan beliau pada :-

Khamis (18 Mac 2010) bersamaan 2 Rabiul Akhir 1431 Hijrah

bertempat di kediaman :-

Lot 80, Depan Sekolah Kebangsaan Bukit Tiu,18500 Machang, Kelantan.

Semoga dengan kehadiran anda semua dapatlah memeriahkan lagi majlis berkenaan. Pelan lokasi seperti edaran.

Cahayamata : Encik Mazli Saffawi bin Hussin (UAP)

Assalamualaikum dan Salam 1 Malaysia

Sukacita dimaklumkan Isteri kepada Encik Mazli Saffawi bin Hussin (UAP) telah selamat melahirkan bayi perempuan (2nd baby) seperti butiran tersebut:-

Tarikh : 04/03/2010

Masa   : 8.25 pagi

Berat  : 3.15 kg

Hosp   : Hospital Kajang

Tahniah Diucapkan.

Akan Datang!!! Jumble Sale!!!

 

AKAN DATANG DI BPM!

Anda ada banyak item yang ingin di let go tetapi tidak ada platform melakukannya?

Andalah yang kami cari untuk menyertai JUMBLE SALE ini!

Mudah sahaja, ikuti langkah berikut:

1. Daftarkan item yang hendak di let go sebelum 19hb Mac 2010 (pastikan item masih berkeadaan baik)

2. Tetapkan harga tawaran (Nak sumbang terus kepada BAKSUS pun OK!)

3. Sekiranya barang anda terjual, BAKSUS akan bayar harga tawaran anda. 

Mudah je kan? Jom la apa lagi, keluarkan item di stor anda daripada terbiar dan lusuh.

Hubungi Biro Ekonomi BAKSUS:

Mizan (3672), Lyana (3651), Hanif (3550)

Kebetulan?

~ forward from email

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.  

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the   White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head .

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners   named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln,   was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy,   was born in 1908.  

 

John Wilkes Booth , who assassinated Lincoln,   was born in 1839.     Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,  

was born in 1939.    

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called   ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin   ran and hid in a warehouse.  

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and   his assassin ran and hid in a theater.  

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot,   he was in Monroe , Maryland .  
A week before Kennedy was shot,   he was with Marilyn Monroe.

 

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?!  

       
Now, try this…
INCREDIBLE  

       
1) Fold a NEW   $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

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3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...        




What a coincidence!  

A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?  

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough...  
Here is what you've seen...  

Firstly  The Pentagon on fire...        



Then   The  Twin Towers.


..And now . .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL  
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!  
   

Creepy huh? Send this to as many  

people as you can, because :  

Hey, this is one history lesson most people  

probably will   not mind reading!

Cahayamata : Puan Wan Anisah Bt Wan Razak (UAPT)

Assalamualaikum dan salam 1Malaysia

 

Sukacita dimaklumkan bahawa Puan Wan Anisah Bt Wan Razak (UAPT) telah selamat melahirkan bayi lelaki seperti butiran di bawah :-

Tarikh : 3 Mac 2010

Masa   : 8.25 malam

Berat  : 3.14 kg

Hosp   : Hospital Putrajaya

              (Wad 2B, Katil 12)

Tahniah diucapkan.

Boss Yang Macho

Ni kisah satu org makhluk yg dilantik menggantikan bos asal sebuah kompani besar.
Disebabkan masalah pekerja2 yg agak kurang motivasi dan selalu cuai + pemalas,
bos baru ni decide nak ajar mereka sikit firstday dia kat kompani tu.

So, sape2 yg dia nampak paling pemalas, dia akan pecat on the spot.
Mmg malang tidak berbau, dia ternampak seorg pekerja yg sedang dok
nyandar kat tepi dinding.

"Yg berbaju biru tu" dia menjerit.
Jeritan kuat nyebabkan semua perkerja tersentak dan
memandang kepada lelaki berkenaan. "Bape gaji awak?" dia bertanya
dgn nada yg agak keras "Dalam RM800" pekerja tu menjawap

Bos tu menjawap,

"Nah amik ni Rm800,BERAMBUS DARI SINI.
KALU NAK MALAS2 PEGI TEMPAT LAIN"

Pekerja tu amik duit tu, lalu terus blah camtu jek.
Bos tadi memandang kesemua pekerja2 nye,
seperti mahu mereka paham, sape malas, sure kene pecat!
Merasakan pekerja2 memahami maksud kejadian tadi, bos itu merasa puas.
Sebelum bos itu masuk semula ke dalam opis nye,
dia bertanya kepada salah seorg pekerja disitu,

"Mamat tadi tu kerja department mana?"

Jawap si pekerja,

"Owh, dia tu dtg anto pizza, tak keje sini pun"